I’m a legal alien in New York. I promise I won’t eat your dog

Ever since Donald Trump cried wolf – “they’re eating the dogs” – it’s hard to look one in the eye without pondering: “Poached or roasted?”

I’m a legal alien in New York. I promise I won’t eat your dog
Ever since Donald Trump cried wolf – “they’re eating the dogs” – it’s hard to look one in the eye without pondering: “Poached or roasted?”